The Disney Conspiracy

Disney has been using robots to take over the world. The Projects are as follows.

Lindsey Lohan- Lindsey Lohan was not mechanical; however, her success showed Disney that mind-control could be achieved.

Camp Rock- This film was made to test the people's acceptance of the machines; the success of the movie inspired Disney even more.

Unit-J3 (The Jonas Brothers) – Unit J3 was a one-conscious machine, just split into three bodies. They had an immense success, and Disney was enormously pleased, but due to an amplifier malfunction, the electro-magnetic interference caused Unit-J3 to split into three separate minds. Disney needed another robot.

Unit-MC (Miley Cyrus) – Miley Cyrus (originally named "Miley Cyrax",) was to be Disney's pride and joy, she was created with an attractive design and sonar voice, (to attract the masses.) Though the sonar did little to most people over 14, it still went over immensely well, Unit-MC seemed perfect, until a design flaw struck MC with "GaGa Syndrome," causing MC to wear revealing outfits, and do strange things on stage, such as pole dancing on an ice cream cart, and pretending to kiss a female. Disney then unleashed their most powerful weapon.

Unit-JB (Justin Bieber) – Unit-JB was to be perfect, a small, pre-teen boy-form. With an enhanced Sonic device, which won over the hearts of twelve-year old girls everywhere, the sonar voice made him sound female, in an attempt to win over males, the thought process was "By the time they realize he's a guy, they will be in too deep."  Justin Bieber won over many hearts,  but when he was hit with a water bottle, causing his audio track to repeat, making him say "Ow, that didn't feel good," in the same tone.

As you can see, the evidence all points to Disney's evil intentions.